Even pundits in the #realm of online dating would call our chat risqué:
-Can’t wait.
-Same here.
-Come.
-There?
-Kitchen's ready.
-Prefer kitchen?
-Where else?
There, her mom opened the door. “She told me to take her place.”
Pleasure-filled hour.
Cooking biriyani.
#vss365
from
https://newnonentities.blogspot.com/2021/10/coincidence.html
Why did I waste life
For a dream girl who said bye?
To lose, to find #self.
#vss365
#haiku #senryu ?
it is tough to be in the middle of the road
not knowing not wanting to cross to either side
it is a stranger world out there
status quo is better
waiting to be crushed
“End of #someone,
end too late.”
forever in the middle
should i cross
#vss365
from
https://discardedthoughts-swapna.blogspot.com/2010/01/suspended-animation-from-scrap-shop-ii.html
Joined an online matrimonial site.
My proposal: “Looking for a trustworthy companion.”
I got declined even before I swiped right.
Contacted the admin about the #glitch.
The reply: “You have been blocked – trustworthy people do not look for trustworthy companions.”
#vss365
from
https://gatheredthoughts-swapna.blogspot.com/2010/04/avatar.html
Nothing
Chills one to the #marrow
More than a horror
That gets worse
With each retell.
Whenever
I thought
I have seen the worst
There comes along
Another politician.
#vss365
Fcuk you, #nirvana.
Said that when love and I met.
When death took her, too.
#vss365
#haiku #senryu ?
When they reached the mountain-top, she was exhausted, exhilarated and gave a whoop of #joy.
He looked at her and said, “You have bird-shit on your face and front.”
She glared at him.
He came close. With tissues, he wiped her face, slowly, with a light caress, cleaning her cheek, her jaw, the right side of her neck, her collarbone, a few specks on the collar of her shirt; he opened a button and wiped the last below the collarbone, a little above the right rising heaving breast. Then, he used another set of tissues with water and cleansing soap. He buttoned her shirt at the end. They looked into each other’s eyes a few times but they did not speak.
#vss365
from
https://newnonentities.blogspot.com/2010/12/4-deal.html
"Mignonette," he said.
Sauce, herb, dainty? She replied,
"Sesquipedalian."
#vss365 #mignonette
#haiku #senryu ?
#vss365
To control earthlings (b4 MAD & #radioactive disaster):
1. Destroy belief in democracy and the republic.
(a) People vote for 'the best of the worst'.
(i) Voters can't make out who is left, right, center, fascist or religious fundamentalist.
(ii) Use rich androids to influence the masses.
(iii) Increase the number of jobless addicted to losing gambles.
(iv) Mollycoddle the middle-class before extermination.
(b) Update software if you need 1(b).
from 'Handbook for AI (& Aliens)' (2013), 3rd ed., chap.1
#vss365 #myopic
Socalgia is a type of pygalgia.
For the sake of generality, “soc” here includes any channel of chatter and social networking using information and communication technology (ICT). It should be emphasized here that the “pain” relates to that experienced at a personal and psychological level and does not include the distress caused by virulent attacks involving identity theft, virtual bullying and hate-mongering.
In its first decade, the rapid growth of various channels of chatter via ICT was mostly viewed through rosy, though #myopic, lenses. In its second decade, businesses and governments realized its immense scope.
What began as a means for virtual bonhomie has evolved into the proverbial Trojan horse. Even ardent fans ask, "It feels good but what lies within?"
from
https://gatheredthoughts-swapna.blogspot.com/2010/05/blogalgia-3-examples-of-growing-problem.html
Listen well. Then act.
"Keep a #copse behind the house."
The corpse didn't give shade.
#vss365
#haiku #senryu ?
Message in bottle.
How many #farts brought our end?
Blowing in the wind.
#vss365
#haiku #senryu ?
(In my college, fart was slang for lie. That and fcuk made up our entire vocab.)
My dear Valentine,
With you, love was not #complex.
Without, simply dead.
#vss365
#haiku #senryu ?
Once upon a time,
A #slithy creature took charge.
Fall and fall of Earth.
#vss365
#haiku #senryu ?
Here, we try to get the right moniker.
The goons go for the explicit: Machete Machaan, Acid Annie, Butcher Boobalan...
Got mine via my gfs: #Sweet Nothing.
They were Lollipop Lila, Crème Brindha, Payasam Payal. In jail for having lovers' private parts with dessert.
#vss365
