The End

 

Message in bottle.

How many #farts brought our end?

Blowing in the wind.

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(In my college, fart was slang for lie. That and fcuk made up our entire vocab.)

My dear Valentine

 

My dear Valentine,

With you, love was not #complex.

Without, simply dead.

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Kaliyug

 

This is Kaliyug.

People think #nexus of life

Is an idiot.

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poly ticks

 

Cliché in romance:

Sharing #bathtub and shower.

Dirty poly ticks.

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darkness

 

There are shades of grey

In democracy. Darkness

When idiots #galumph.

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slithy

 

Once upon a time,

A #slithy creature took charge.

Fall and fall of Earth.

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moniker

 

Here, we try to get the right moniker.

The goons go for the explicit: Machete Machaan, Acid Annie, Butcher Boobalan...

Got mine via my gfs: #Sweet Nothing. 

They were Lollipop Lila, Crème Brindha, Payasam Payal. In jail for having lovers' private parts with dessert.

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